It went from an LED, to a DEF – a Dark-Emitting Fryode
“Hey laser lips, your momma was a snow blower” – Johnny 5, Short Circuit
Today I learnt Its not smart to finger usb ports!(/Trump)
So do death Daleks say E-LEC-TRI-CUTE!! instead of EX-TER-MINATE!
“Fresh, juicy, lead-based solder.”
Wooden burning stove would not last past first fire
“I ran my helmet under cold water straight away but I’m still in agony and can barely walk. It’s covered in blisters. I may never be able to have sex with a pasty again.”
Do not look into laser with remaining eye
you ever try to put a thong on a mouse?
“There I was, resting in my hotel room. Tearing apart the light fixtures, as one does…”
“vomit is not a approved lubricant!”
“Electricity is extremely dangerous. You have to be familiar with two things… Electric shock and electricity bill. Electricity bill is the worse one.”