Jokes, Quotes Etc foe 09 2020

  • “Not that easy to get off” – Pretty much sums up 2020
  • “I will look spectacular in an orange jumpsuit, no one has ever looked better in orange than me! Many people say I look marvelous in orange.”(Trump)
  • “Albatross Wall” – Perfect description of Trump
  • Trump administration mantra- “CRUELTY FOR CRUELTY’S SAKE”
  • While the GOP prevented adequate financial relief to working families, they did get:
    -$120 billion tax break for business owners in the 1%
    -$6.3 billion tax break for a 3-martini lunch
    -$4.2 billion tax break for offshore tax scams
    -$2 billion for the space force
  • Her body, her choice. Pro life: get vasectomy.
  • We all laughed in psychology class at how dumb Pavlov’s dog was.
    Then the bell rang and we all went to lunch.
  • Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
    All they said was, “bach, bach, bach.”
  • I’ve learned a new excuse: “I didn’t drop it, those are calibration dents”
  • “Panty rings for extra security while horse-riding.”
  • QAnon Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene
    This is what happens when you gerrymander a district so small that the only people available to run for office come from a tree with 1 branch.
  • Alergy Meds. why should skip Gen one

    gen one allergy pills which can be dementia inducing

    wrt price In this case, generic diphenhydramine (benadryl) is less than 1 cent per pill and generic fexofenadine (2nd gen antihistamine) is 19 cents per pill generic loratadine is 6 cents per pill, cetirizine is 4 cents per pill, 4-19x the 1st gen cost would not be the thing people thing of when somebody says “a bit more”