“Not that easy to get off” – Pretty much sums up 2020
“I will look spectacular in an orange jumpsuit, no one has ever looked better in orange than me! Many people say I look marvelous in orange.”(Trump)
“Albatross Wall” – Perfect description of Trump
Trump administration mantra- “CRUELTY FOR CRUELTY’S SAKE”
While the GOP prevented adequate financial relief to working families, they did get:
-$120 billion tax break for business owners in the 1%
-$6.3 billion tax break for a 3-martini lunch
-$4.2 billion tax break for offshore tax scams
-$2 billion for the space force
Her body, her choice. Pro life: get vasectomy.
We all laughed in psychology class at how dumb Pavlov’s dog was.
Then the bell rang and we all went to lunch.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
All they said was, “bach, bach, bach.”
I’ve learned a new excuse: “I didn’t drop it, those are calibration dents”
“Panty rings for extra security while horse-riding.”
QAnon Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene This is what happens when you gerrymander a district so small that the only people available to run for office come from a tree with 1 branch.
Sarah Sanders announcing she is going to run for governor – Is Arkansas looking for a liar with no political experience to be their next governor?
“Daddy what does formating Drive C: mean?”
Conspiracy Fetishist is what I call people that believe conspirishit.
Stop calling it Trumpism. Call it what is is: Fascism.
aka the libertarian dream
“This is a good time to note that the electrical grid in Texas was deregulated, privatized, and removed from interconnected networks to avoid federal regulation and increase profits to a small number of wealthy individuals.”
“its a horse with a ice cream cone on its head!”
Everyone celebrated Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins when they returned from the moon.
Why am I the only one that remembers there were only two astronauts on the mission when they left?
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea.
Human: the other white meat; the other dark meat.
So don’t think you can rely on them calling 911
you know it’s a good video when you’ve blown your electrolytic fluid within a few minutes.
Imagine spending several years studying electrical engineering for theater and all you are remembered for is that time you were hired to light up a moose crotch.
wrt Hot Cheetos Mac And Cheese –
“…Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should.”
Sage words of Wisdom from Kids Dont tell mom her diet isnt working