Jokes moar, etc

  • Reporter: “So Mr. Sean Connery, are you proud of your woodworking projects?” Sean Connery: “Yesh I’m proud of myshelf”
  • “we dont want that ass end of the garlic, it taste funky”
  • Friends… Let’s be honest. Can any one of us truly claim we haven’t stripped for a dead pig?
  • “My balls are lose”(/Alton Brown)
  • “Im thinking of stiring in my Balls”(/Alton Brown)
  • Proclaiming “blue lives matter” isn’t to show support for law enforcement. It’s to show support for extreme abuse of power in policing, as well as entranced racist policies and procedures in law enforcement.
  • “For wherever two or three gather in my name, there am I with them.” Covid 1:9
  • Q: What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? A: Luke warm.
  • “YOU WANNA DIE HERE… OR ON A JAEGER?” ON A FUCKING JAEGER SIR!
  • “This isnt a refuge! its a buffet line!”
  • Nunes: the Karen in Congress.
  • “I had to awkwardly hold it in place while screwing…” – LGR 2020
  • “Wrapped in plastic, begging to be unsheathed and put into action” – LGR 2020
  • “The people who are so opposed to abortion don’t care about the data,” she said. “It’s like climate change deniers. The data is irrelevant. But for women considering abortions to know that 95% of women didn’t regret it? That’s important.”
  • Now the Muslims can fund their schools with tax dollars.
  • Trump, defending traitors to America and dictators since he plagued the Oval Office.
  • #KarensGoneWild

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