New Quotes

  • Cordial Rule #1 of cosplay: make sure you can goto the can!
  • Straight Pride Parade – hear it’s going to be called the Incelebration
  • “you are the big daddy of this patty”(/Hamburger joke)
  • “I believe the President” from a Republican means “I don’t care what the President does. He can rape, pillage, and steal, and it’s all fine as long as I keep my seat during the next election.”
  • “In his first 869 days as President, Donald Trump said 10,796 things that were either misleading or outright false, according to The Washington Post’s Fact Checker. Do the math and you get this: The President of the United States is saying 12 untrue things a day.”
  • Cheetos july 4 rally == “A day of vanity” is about the best description I’ve heard yet.
  • “I’ve know Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy. A lot of fun to be with. It’s even said that he loves beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”
    -Donald Trump 2002
  • ” keep your rosaries off of my ovaries”.
  • “Its in battle Mode!”
  • aka one of his friends who would benefit from it whispered in his ear == “thinking about it”
  • being inside a robot; what every man dreams of
  • The person that changes the names on office doors in this administration definitely has job security.
  • if cheeto the douchenozzle is such a good dealmaker, how come he has to pay 150K for sex?
  • Following a whistleblower complaint allegation that the White House sought to hide a transcript of President Trump’s call with the president of Ukraine, insiders say officials also sought to keep transcripts from the public of President Trump’s calls with Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Russian President Vladimir Putin.
  • President Trump told two senior Russian officials in an Oval Office meeting in 2017 that he was not concerned about Moscow’s election interference in 2016, defending Russia
  • When leaders are under pressure, the nature of their character comes to the fore. Are they made of sterner stuff? Do they wilt in the heat?
  • The draw of Bob Ross isn’t just his paintings. It’s also the way he talked. “Gotta have dark,” he said in an episode after his wife died. “It’s like in life. Gotta have a little sadness once in a while so you know when the good times come.”
  • unsinkable.. as the iceberg said to the titanic… (/Tom baker)
  • Trump is currently at the flush-the-meth-down-the-toilet phase of his Presidency. – Andy Borowitz

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