Quotes and more Quotes

  • It went from an LED, to a DEF – a Dark-Emitting Fryode
  • “Hey laser lips, your momma was a snow blower” – Johnny 5, Short Circuit
  • Today I learnt Its not smart to finger usb ports!(/Trump)
  • So do death Daleks say E-LEC-TRI-CUTE!! instead of EX-TER-MINATE!
  • “Fresh, juicy, lead-based solder.”
  • Wooden burning stove would not last past first fire
  • “I ran my helmet under cold water straight away but I’m still in agony and can barely walk. It’s covered in blisters. I may never be able to have sex with a pasty again.”
  • Do not look into laser with remaining eye
  • you ever try to put a thong on a mouse?
  • “There I was, resting in my hotel room. Tearing apart the light fixtures, as one does…”
  • “vomit is not a approved lubricant!”
  • “Electricity is extremely dangerous. You have to be familiar with two things… Electric shock and electricity bill. Electricity bill is the worse one.”
  • “Hey Trump: being Saudi Arabia’s bitch is not ‘America First’”
  • “its got that magic smoke smell”