Quotes and more Quotes

  • It went from an LED, to a DEF – a Dark-Emitting Fryode
  • “Hey laser lips, your momma was a snow blower” – Johnny 5, Short Circuit
  • Today I learnt Its not smart to finger usb ports!(/Trump)
  • So do death Daleks say E-LEC-TRI-CUTE!! instead of EX-TER-MINATE!
  • “Fresh, juicy, lead-based solder.”
  • Wooden burning stove would not last past first fire
  • “I ran my helmet under cold water straight away but I’m still in agony and can barely walk. It’s covered in blisters. I may never be able to have sex with a pasty again.”
  • Do not look into laser with remaining eye
  • you ever try to put a thong on a mouse?
  • “There I was, resting in my hotel room. Tearing apart the light fixtures, as one does…”
  • “vomit is not a approved lubricant!”
  • “Electricity is extremely dangerous. You have to be familiar with two things… Electric shock and electricity bill. Electricity bill is the worse one.”
  • “Hey Trump: being Saudi Arabia’s bitch is not ‘America First’”
  • “its got that magic smoke smell”
  • It’s a known fact that undocumented immigrants commit crimes in less considerable rate than Donald trump campaign staff…
  • Remember, you are the Bonny and Clyde of your fries full of cyanide.
  • ‘Christian Education’

    (see: ‘superstition’)

  • “I think I met Roger Stone once or twice. Nice kid. Used to bring us covfefe and hamberders.” – Trump, probably
  • “The ‘Art of the Deal’ was a phrase that came out of my mouth 30 years ago as a way for Trump to write an autobiography he didn’t have,” the book’s co-author Tony Schwartz admitted. “It was a fake marketing idea, not a reality. I regret it every day of my life.”
  • the Talking yam has told more lies than the amount of attendees for his inauguration.